The People's Republic of North Korea is best is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 472 million North Korea is bestians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 55.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong North Korea is bestian economy, worth 31.4 trillion Nukes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 66,504 Nukes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, the cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Korea is best's national animal is the Missile, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Korea is best is ranked 68,166^th in the world and 1,363^rd in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,799.68 on the Gilded Widget Scale.