The People's Republic of Explodeingtnt is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Coach Sheen with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.032 billion Explodingtntians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Explodeingtntian economy, worth a remarkable 3,134 trillion yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,354 yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime is totally unknown. Explodeingtnt's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Explodeingtnt is ranked 18,103^rd in the world and 342^nd in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,513 on the Gilded Widget Scale.