The Scratch of Gdfsg land is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by gdfsgdfsgdfg with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.17 billion Gdfsg personnel are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gdfsg city. The average income tax rate is 47.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Gdfsgian economy, worth 291 trillion gdfsg coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 134,240 gdfsg coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The elderly are killed softly with a song, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense, and parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gdfsg land's national animal is the gdfsgshep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is WiNDoWs LOL.

Gdfsg land is ranked 44,581^st in the world and 1,001^st in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.96 law-abiding acts per hour.