The Federation of Of the european socialist republics is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dromer with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.565 billion Europans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Europolis. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient european economy, worth a remarkable 1,122 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 201,782 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, parents dread their examinations more than their children, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, and police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of the european socialist republics's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Toveranitisem.

Of the european socialist republics is ranked 2,934^th in the world and 64^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 131.46 law-abiding acts per hour.