The Democratic Republic of Dimplingpie is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Princess Dimpy with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.145 billion Dimplingpieans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dimptropolis. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dimplingpiean economy, worth 273 trillion Pies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,964 Pies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Posters on 'Dimplingpiean Values' advise against being proud of Dimplingpie, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dimplingpie's national animal is the Wisdom Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hootangelism.

Dimplingpie is ranked 19,832^nd in the world and 428^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.86 law-abiding acts per hour.