The United Kingdom of Luxemstein is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Alexander Hamilton with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 3.431 billion Luxemstanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arstotzka. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Luxemstanian economy, worth 497 trillion Stanians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,870 Stanians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Luxemstein is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, Alexander Hamilton reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, the nation is the South Pacific's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters, and half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luxemstein's national animal is the Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is MatPatheism.

Luxemstein is ranked 11,639^th in the world and 251^st in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.36 law-abiding acts per hour.