The Rogue Nation of South Venison is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Todd Howard with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 1.015 billion South Venisonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gallifrey. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Venisonian economy, worth 106 trillion Caps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,494 Caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Venison's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gombligernicampoikananity.

South Venison is ranked 30,304^th in the world and 700^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.69 law-abiding acts per hour.