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Northern Ocean RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Armed Republic of The Chuck (elected )

Founder: The Armed Republic of The Chuck

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Board Activity History Admin Rank

Rudest Citizens: 178th Most Armed: 310th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 346th+31
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 373rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 386th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 393rd Largest Retail Industry: 446th Most Valuable International Artwork: 463rd Highest Disposable Incomes: 530th Most Scientifically Advanced: 607th Highest Average Incomes: 608th Largest Information Technology Sector: 645th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 746th Most Corrupt Governments: 750th Largest Black Market: 768th Most Avoided: 883rd Fattest Citizens: 957th Most Nations: 988th Smartest Citizens: 1,078th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,127th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,151st Largest Governments: 1,214th Most Secular: 1,300th Most Developed: 1,454th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,508th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,536th Most Cultured: 1,575th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,690th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,869th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,045th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,112th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,196th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,289th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,326th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Northern Ocean!

Northern Ocean is a small region where most countries are self sufficient island nations that are pro-capitalist with varying degrees of liberties and freedoms.


Embassies: The Strategic and Economic Alliance, The Embassy, Yuno, Valentine Day, Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region, Federation of Conservative Nations, The Independent Newspaper, The Sands, Liberty and Freedom, Power, Catigulan Confederation, Right to Life, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Labyrinth, Bharat, Scarlet Dominion, and 8 others.Empire of Andrew, Codex Ylvus, Azure Watester Federation, Morover Puppet Storage, Astares Covenant, Chameleon, The Sportsbook, and Athena.

Tags: Capitalist, Conservative, Free Trade, Industrial, Libertarian, Medium, Modern Tech, Password, and Role Player.

Northern Ocean contains 15 nations, the 988th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Safest in Northern Ocean

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, Northern Ocean is ranked 13,903rd in the world for Safest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of AsfalerhetInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Unity, Discipline, Work”
2.The Undeniable Crime Cesspool of StanierInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“It would be... Sfortunato if something happened...”
3.The Militarized Dictatorship of Iarann GrudaidhIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Bidh dýbhlan na bhŗs dhut”
4.The Republic of MusskiteeriaNew York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy“Can't Stop the Winning”
5.The United States of HawkportMoralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People“Stand United”
6.The Constitutional Monarchy of South DeermontDemocratic Socialists Hell“Long Live Democracy!”
7.The Democratic Republic of The BataviaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Freedom Through Might and Strength”
8.The Empire of The Barefoot Anime GirlsIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Glory To Empress Takao!”
9.The Armed Republic of Independent Aviation ConsultantsMoralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People“Is all this legal?”
10.The Republic of Port EmberCorporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone“Industry, Progress, Wealth”

Regional Happenings


Northern Ocean Regional Message Board

Read all about it!
- Mundane events in Region Name Times
- Brazilians waxing in Macau Week
- What on Eurth? It's the Eurth News Network
- Have The Black Hawks lost their Souls? NS Today -
- Coronavirus hits the DFoM Weekly Times
- But a healthier Heart in the Force Flyer
- More crazy blocks in the Crazybloxian Times
- Grand times in The Grand Republicss Times
- The Laraniemian delegate expresses themself in the Laraniemian Express
- Get your Daily Line and place a sports bet

Enter this Legendary Competition
Choose your own adventure, Leader
Raise the stakes with ♠♥Sands Hold'em♦♣
Who makes the best mobile phones?
And who is Joe?

I will have this nation here, fitting with the theme of capitalism, and Alanis Star will be moving to AWF, or perhaps even to other regions. Idk, it's a vagrant!

See ya guys around, but at the same time, I am still here!

*visible Imperialist angr*

Kyavan wrote:*visible Imperialist angr*

*Visible "Port Arthur not belonging to Ukraniumstan and forfeiture of 57.5% of all your mineral wealth" capitalism*


We communicate the receipt of TG from The Chuck on the issue of [region] Independent Nations [/ region] and we are ready to collaborate.

Satra has been banned from the region, which indicates his return is unlikely


Greetings from The Labyrinth! I am here to let you know that normally a region with less than 20 nations would be subject to embassy closure, but Northern Ocean is one of few exceptions The Labyrinth has made. At least in The Labyrinth, we see Northern Ocean as a friend. I hope you are all doing well ... and even if you aren't subject to our embassy policy, I'll leave it here in case you want to read it.

- Portugal Is Great, Secretary of Foreign Affairs for The Labyrinth


1. The Labyrinth will not accept embassy applications from regions with less than 20 members, unless an exception is made by the Secretary of Foreign Affairs, WA Delegate, Queen, or King.

2. The Labyrinth will not accept embassy applications from regions with extremist views, such as fascist, nazi, communist, or anarchist regions.

3. Any regions applying for embassies with The Labyrinth must have a regional government.

4. Any regions applying for embassies with The Labyrinth must have a discord, and it is greatly appreciated if an ambassador is sent to our discord.

5. Any regions applying for embassies must have no posts older than 15 days old on the front page of their RMB. Again, exceptions may be made.

6. The Labyrinth may close embassies at any time should these requirements fail to be met by embassy regions.

7. Any regions wishing to apply for embassies must first telegram the Secretary of Foreign Affairs, otherwise the application will be declined.

- Portugal Is Great, Secretary of Foreign Affairs, The Labyrinth

Read dispatch

Hi, with over 250 embassies, the process I have for delivering news has become too inefficient. I feel bad for doing this, but I'm going to streamline by closing our embassies. If you'd rather keep the embassy open, please let me know on The NewsStand RMB.

If you want to keep up with the news, you can always add The NewsStand to your dossier, and catch up whenever suits.

Thanks for having had the embassy with us. It has genuinely meant a lot to have had your support for so long.

To the disparate maritime regimes of Northern Ocean:

Never did I think that such a sheer volume of capitalist filth could be concentrated into such a small and pathetic space. The squalor and destitution of your environments is only matched by the greed of your leaderships. Let there be no mistake: I despise every single one of your failed, exploitative administrations. They have done nothing but lower the standards of living for many, whilst the heathen spending and materialism of your people degrades the moral fibre of their being. The very fact that this collective has the audacity to exist is to be abhorred as a grim reminder of life's shortcomings. Everything about you makes me sick, and it should do the same to any sane human being.

That said, South Reinkalistan will be making immediate arrangements to align itself with Northern Ocean in the future.

    With respect,

    Mozhkin Turaniski
    Premier of the Social Tosdodanist Party
    Prime Commissar of the People's Federation

Hello Northern Ocean, my name is PeePeePooPooCaCa and I come from The Labyrinth. Iím starting this new stock market with companies from nations in embassy regions of the Labyrinth. It will help you get money and improve relations with us. If youíre interested, please send me a telegram containing your company/companiesí name(s) and what type of company they are (ex. fishing, gambling, technology etc.). The stock market will be updated every Sunday and Iíll post updated stocks here on the RMB. Please telegram me if you have any questions.

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