The Oceanic Imperium of Kamohoalii is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kamehameha VI with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 4.997 billion Kamohoaliians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neptune City. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kamohoaliian economy, worth 829 trillion kapoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 166,072 kapoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government pours millions of kapoes into rehabilitation programs annually, sick days are on the rise, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, and kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamohoalii's national animal is the killer whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gnosticism.

Kamohoalii is ranked 171,556^th in the world and 7,223^rd in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 11.98 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.