The Oceanic Imperium of Kamohoalii is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kamehameha VI with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical population of 12.886 billion Kamohoaliians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neptune City. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kamohoaliian economy, worth a remarkable 2,677 trillion tritons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,765 tritons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, there's a bright dawn ahead for Kamohoalii, and alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamohoalii's national animal is the killer whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gnosticism.

Kamohoalii is ranked 6,258^th in the world and 196^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 97.86 Atheism Rate.