by Max Barry

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 795thSafest: 2,065thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,286th
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Population19.112 billion

LeaderKenneth Brown


The Theocracy of Aawia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kenneth Brown with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 19.112 billion Aawians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sweaters. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Aawian economy, worth a remarkable 2,393 trillion Aawis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,258 Aawis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers, and the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aawia's national animal is the woodpecker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aawia is ranked 218,662nd in the world and 95th in Right to Life for Most Primitive, scoring -178.54 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 795thSafest: 2,065thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,286thBest Weather: 2,334thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,683rdMost Devout: 3,030thHealthiest Citizens: 3,169thMost Influential: 3,428thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,554thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,775thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,125thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,414thLowest Crime Rates: 4,525thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,555thLargest Governments: 5,819thHighest Economic Output: 6,625thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,038thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,169thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,367thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,529thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,556thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,076thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,179thLargest Populations: 8,490thMost Developed: 10,614thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,028thMost Stationary: 11,041stMost Efficient Economies: 11,497thNicest Citizens: 11,668thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,668thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,724thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,600thMost Armed: 18,690thHighest Average Incomes: 21,414thSmartest Citizens: 24,218th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Average: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the region

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