The Armed Republic of Uramany is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Edgar Constantine with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.214 billion Uramians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sterling. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uramian economy, worth a remarkable 1,383 trillion Urals a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,380 Urals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The banhammer is a standard police sidearm, uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek, and generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uramany's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Uramany is ranked 268,507^th in the world and 2^nd in The Heathmoor Pact for Most Primitive, scoring -233.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.