The Kingdom of Naravit is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Theerakit K Lee with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 2.93 billion Naravites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tangsakyuen. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Naravitian economy, worth 441 trillion Jubs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,595 Jubs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naravit's national animal is the Permpoon, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Peachayratism.

Naravit is ranked 220,667^th in the world and 64^th in Conch Kingdom for Rudest Citizens, with 34.81 insults per minute.