The Nomadic Peoples of NewEndland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Frost with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.851 billion NewEndlandans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Storm Bay City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient NewEndlandan economy, worth 873 trillion leaves a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 179,992 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The borders are clogged with robotic refugees fleeing the country, the country has essentially become 4.851 billion nations within a nation, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, and doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick. Crime is totally unknown. NewEndland's national animal is the whelk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunia.

NewEndland is ranked 1,813^th in the world and 4^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 12,763.14 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.