The Kingdom of Althol is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Althol with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.707 billion Altholians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satan City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.9%.

The all-consuming Altholian economy, worth 263 trillion £Althols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 97,032 £Althols, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives, pinkie promises are a matter of life and death, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Althol's national animal is the White Tigers, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Althonian.

Althol is ranked 89,746^th in the world and 44^th in Conch Kingdom for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.56 percentage of bribes refused.