The Flower Fields of Doge Flower is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Doge Flower IV with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, triple-decker prams, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.876 billion Doge Flowerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cookie City. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Doge Flowerian economy, worth 190 trillion Doge Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,500 Doge Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever, and the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doge Flower's national animal is the Doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Doge Flower is ranked 34,955^th in the world and 116^th in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.14 law-abiding acts per hour.