The Flower Fields of Doge Flower is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Doge Flower IV with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.841 billion Doge Flowerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cookie City. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Doge Flowerian economy, worth 307 trillion Doge Coins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 108,173 Doge Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doge Flower's national animal is the Doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Doge Flower is ranked 209,810^th in the world and 207^th in Conch Kingdom for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 29,206.74 Standard Monetary Units.