The Republic of Ruotsaland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Emil Schauman with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.714 billion Ruotsa have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsingfors. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ruotsi economy, worth a remarkable 1,760 trillion Ruotsi marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 201,993 Ruotsi marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ruotsaland's national animal is the Northern Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ruotsaland is ranked 4,603^rd in the world and 18^th in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 118.67 law-abiding acts per hour.