The Democratic Republic of Glentaurius is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.49 billion Glentauriusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conpere. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Glentauriusian economy, worth 150 trillion Glentian Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,386 Glentian Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glentaurius's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Glentaurius is ranked 22,494^th in the world and 93^rd in Conch Kingdom for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,562.8 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.