The Commonwealth of Islang She is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Harper Shea with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.395 billion Islangians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The grand city of She. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Shean economy, worth 810 trillion Shaes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 184,504 Shaes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

This year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and research grant proposals read like political diatribes. Crime is totally unknown. Islang She's national animal is the Raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pagean.

Islang She is ranked 7,838^th in the world and 21^st in Conch Kingdom for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,502.76 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.