The Federation of Parrots Den is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Obi-Wan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, disturbing lack of elderly people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.075 billion Parrots Denians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kenobi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Parrots Denian economy, worth a remarkable 1,243 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 245,084 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,267,745 per year while the poor average 25,741, a ratio of 49.2 to 1.

A glyph of Obi-Wan is worth a thousand letters, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, selling advanced CPUs to anti-Parrots Denian terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders, and you can touch grass without leaving your computer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Parrots Den's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Parrots Den is ranked 98,838^th in the world and 20^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,956.58 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.