The Constitutional Empire of Ferom is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Ferom with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 17.577 billion Feromians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Feroma. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Feromian economy, worth a remarkable 2,330 trillion Veras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,571 Veras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, every workday begins with group therapy, heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera", and Sir Ferom can cry on demand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ferom's national animal is the Woodpecker, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ferom is ranked 12,980^th in the world and 40^th in Conch Kingdom for Nicest Citizens, with 27.03 average smiles per day.