The United Kingdom of Freviani is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Countess Doris Yoder with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 14.256 billion Frevianians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nolchester. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frevianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,903 trillion Frevis a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,488 Frevis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Emergency responders spend more time in the air than giving air, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, Countess Doris Yoder's military council has been nicknamed 'The Knights of the Rotund Table', and it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freviani's national animal is the dovedog, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Freviani is ranked 119,938^th in the world and 48^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,764.53 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.