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| Population | 3.581 billion |
| Capital | Pergius |
| Leader | Fionnbharr Ó Corráin |
| Currency | Punt |
| Animal | Fear gorta |
The Kingdom of Terra Celtae is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Fionnbharr Ó Corráin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.581 billion Terra Celtaeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pergius. The average income tax rate is 91.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Terra Celtaean economy, worth 608 trillion Punts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 170,027 Punts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Men in trenchcoats spend all day staring at people making babies, armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, and chemical burn victims tan their scars summering at luxury beach resorts with huge cash settlements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terra Celtae's national animal is the Fear gorta, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Terra Celtae is ranked 18,156th in the world and 27th in Conch Kingdom for Highest Average Incomes, with 170,027.75 Standard Monetary Units.
Endorsements Received: 30 » 
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Pelagon, 
Socialist Platypus, 
Fungsland, 
Lozania, 
Loveable Dogs, 
Doge Flower, 
Free Vienna City, 
The Psittacines, 
Natsuki State, 
The Amacrennia, 
Vanela, 
Althol, 
Balan Bar, 
Hubdova, 
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Freviani, 
Macadia, 
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Brangea.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Terra Celtae, chemical burn victims tan their scars summering at luxury beach resorts with huge cash settlements.
- : Following new legislation in Terra Celtae, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting.
- : Following new legislation in Terra Celtae, armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility.
- : Terra Celtae was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Terra Celtae, men in trenchcoats spend all day staring at people making babies.
- : Following new legislation in Terra Celtae, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Fear gortas and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
- : Terra Celtae was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Terra Celtae's influence in Conch Kingdom rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Following new legislation in Terra Celtae, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis.
- : Following new legislation in Terra Celtae, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
