The Democratic Republic of Kagarin is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Laronev Brashen with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The cynical population of 4.205 billion Kagarinians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nekaia. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kagarinian economy, worth 661 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 157,400 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, parents who try to organize playdates for their kids have police drop through their ceilings, and disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kagarin's national animal is the Greater Keelswan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Kagarin is ranked 165,072^nd in the world and 54^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 657.06 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.