The Carefree United Kingdom of Vanela is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Oliver Forch with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 5.62 billion Vanelansy are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kelia. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vanelan economy, worth 876 trillion Lotces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 155,883 Lotces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, women across the country are tying the knot, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, and movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vanela's national animal is the Delphin Vanelsky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neoartanism.

Vanela is ranked 289,127^th in the world and 94^th in Conch Kingdom for Least Corrupt Governments, with 58.97 percentage of bribes refused.