The Colony of DinoNet is a titanic, cultured nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.997 billion Netians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dino City. The average income tax rate is 29.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The DinoNetian economy, worth 558 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,778 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major cities are suffering under water rationing, government programs are less "written" and more "plagiarised", the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. DinoNet's national animal is the dinosaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

DinoNet is ranked 217,771^st in the world and 1,341^st in the Plains of Perdition for Fattest Citizens, with 8.84 Obesity Rate.