The United Socialist States of Turbo-land is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.805 billion Turbo-landians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turbotopia. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Turbo-landian economy, worth 133 trillion milks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 47,573 milks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, corrupt officials have adopted the greater good as their catchphrase, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turbo-land's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Turbo-land is ranked 221,252^nd in the world and 1,366^th in the Plains of Perdition for Fattest Citizens, with 8.72 Obesity Rate.