The Grand Duchy of Enithica is a very large, safe nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 455 million Enithicans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fjörgyien. The average income tax rate is 55.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Enithican economy, worth 40.5 trillion stonebucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,073 stonebucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enithica's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Enithica is ranked 78,661^st in the world and 334^th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,273.54 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.