The United Socialist States of Azjibera is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Valence with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.982 billion Azjiberans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kohirin. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Azjiberan economy, worth 111 trillion bahrins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 56,201 bahrins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, Dàguó lanterns outnumber streetlights in major cities, and 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azjibera's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Azjibera is ranked 97,800^th in the world and 518^th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Developed, scoring 62.29 on the Human Development Index.