The United Kingdom of West and East Slavia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Parliament with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 2.552 billion West and East Slavians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starogorod. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming West and East Slavian economy, worth 289 trillion Groshies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 113,500 Groshies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West and East Slavia's national animal is the Black Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

West and East Slavia is ranked 214,320^th in the world and 1,305^th in the Plains of Perdition for Fattest Citizens, with 8.97 Obesity Rate.