Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands
Population | 6.366 billion |
Capital | Saint Tomas |
Leader | Peter Griffin |
Faith | brand worship |
Currency | dollar bill |
Animal | winter melon |
The Arctic Archipelago of Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Peter Griffin with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.366 billion Islanders live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Tomas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.
The strong Tomasian economy, worth 225 trillion dollar bills a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 35,402 dollar bills, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 175,436 per year while the poor average 4,050, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.
Politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, most pop videos prominently feature the Tomasian flag, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands's national animal is the winter melon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is brand worship.
Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands is ranked 150,722nd in the world and 99th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Stationary, with 158.29828757792 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands changed its national motto to "Float like an ice cube, sting like a frostbite".
- : Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands's influence in The Order of the Grey Wardens fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
- : Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands's influence in The Order of the Grey Wardens rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- : Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands's influence in The Order of the Grey Wardens rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- : Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands's influence in The Order of the Grey Wardens rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands's influence in The Order of the Grey Wardens fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
- : Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands's influence in The Order of the Grey Wardens rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands's influence in The Order of the Grey Wardens fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
- : Saint Tomas and the Northern Ice Islands was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Free Land of Fiparatus, curing 7 million infected.