The Most Serene Republic of Coldomamadaqua is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, enforced nudity, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 352 million Coldomamadaquans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cryptid. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Coldomamadaquan economy, worth 26.7 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,971 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government records billions of hours of footage of trees, stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coldomamadaqua's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Coldomamadaqua is ranked 277,769^th in the world and 1,403^rd in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.