The Republic of Bornilo is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 614 million Borniloans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Demrańsk. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Borniloan economy, worth 63.2 trillion enqualas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,906 enqualas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Smoking is banned in public areas, compass sales have gone south, there's nothing special about Leader, and copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bornilo's national animal is the pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bornilo is ranked 27,600^th in the world and 164^th in the Plains of Perdition for Nicest Citizens, with 20.7 average smiles per day.