The United State of The Republic of Sidoarjo Raya is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Dr Subandi Jr with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 870 million Darjoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sidoarjo City. The average income tax rate is 47.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Darjoan economy, worth 94.5 trillion Rupiahs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,649 Rupiahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, public hospital staff roll their eyes at anything less than a heart attack, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, and on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sidoarjo Raya's national animal is the Pangolin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sidoarjo Raya is ranked 243,224^th in the world and 1,519^th in the Plains of Perdition for Fattest Citizens, with 7.71 Obesity Rate.