The Republic of Lo America is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Malo Jon Meter with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and state-planned economy. The cynical, devout population of 3.496 billion Lo Americans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lo Merica. The average income tax rate is 22.9%.

The thriving Lo American economy, worth 279 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,952 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lo America's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is America.

Lo America is ranked 83,305^th in the world and 364^th in the Plains of Perdition for Highest Poor Incomes, with 36,506.85 Standard Monetary Units.