General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 33.92 billion |
| Capital | Cupertino |
| Leader | Roybertito |
| Currency | Metric £ |
| Animal | Hippopotamus |
The Holy French Hippopotamus of 1 Infinite Loop is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Roybertito with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 33.92 billion 1 Infinite Loopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cupertino. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong 1 Infinite Loopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,328 trillion Metric £s a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,644 Metric £s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and tourists call 1 Infinite Loopian beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1 Infinite Loop's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
1 Infinite Loop is ranked 326,134th in the world and 4,092nd in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -13.45 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
Endorsements Received: 42 » 
A mean old man, 
Dremaur, 
New Leganes, 
La Xinga, 
New Birblands, 
Philville2, 
Singapore3, 
Verconia, 
Evrigenis, 
H-Zhena, 
Chinesasia, 
King of Urbino, 
A Slanted Black Stripe, 
Asendavia, 
Merlovich, 
Cameronia Excellentia, 
Axdel, 
Compton-Conway, 
Troc, 
Talitoa, 
Sha La La Land, 
Ladonatalacton, 
Japan Countryhuman, 
Hunterdon, 
Zukchiva, 
Amjedia, 
Kelbadan, 
Veretanasta, 
Lionsroar, 
Marnack Confederacy, 
TyBigistan, 
Aurelia Federation, 
Brethren, 
Waterfall State, 
The Marlands, 
Parisimo, 
Heletica, 
Oheia, 
BearStackof2015, 
Awesome Lesbianland, 
Hamborn, and 
Xhya-zsathis 03b.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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1 Infinite Loop was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : 1 Infinite Loop was endorsed by The Interstellar Federation of Xhya-zsathis 03b.
- : 1 Infinite Loop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.
- : 1 Infinite Loop was endorsed by The Semi-Empire of Hamborn.
- : 1 Infinite Loop was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : 1 Infinite Loop was endorsed by The United Sapphic Republics of Awesome Lesbianland.
- : 1 Infinite Loop lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : 1 Infinite Loop was endorsed by The Never Locked In of BearStackof2015.
- : 1 Infinite Loop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : 1 Infinite Loop was endorsed by The United Coalition of Oheia.
