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Head of Lounge (Governor): The Phoenix-Human Aviandom of Malalonius

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Founder: The Really Messed Up Place of The URD UND and USD

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 460th Most Valuable International Artwork: 520th Most Nations: 1,158th+2
Largest Retail Industry: 2,352nd Most Secular: 2,880th
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Welcome to the Lounge, Hell’s Talking Room!



Contact any of the Lounge's ROs for any questions or problems you have.


Malalonius is in charge of all roleplays, of which we have four:
  • The Lounge AU RP; TG Mal to apply. (Inactive)

  • The Murder Drones S2 RP (Inactive)

  • The Plushie RP (Spoof, Inactive)

  • The Madness Combat RP. (Inactive)



Current Active Event: none.

Check the Event Board for details (Dispatch created by Velikan)



The idea of this region was to eliminate excess chat in the Hell RMB, but it sorta became its own thing.



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    Hell's Lounge Rules and Guidelines 101

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    Hell's Lounge Discord Link

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    HELLS LOUNGE THEME SONGS!!!!!

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    Gif

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    About the Data Collector

    FactbookOverview by THR-1000 . 115 reads.

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    Regional Influence Ranks(for reference)

    MetaReference by Jk-47 . 20,994 reads.

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    Department of the Seven Sins

    FactbookOverview by The Stalker . 2,061 reads.

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    The Kingdom of Hell

    FactbookOverview by The Stalker . 6,268 reads.

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    Hell Chat RMB Slander (series)

    FactbookInternational by Intervection Cube . 446 reads.

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    The people (Who I give honors to)

    FactbookInternational by Necroakaki . 95 reads.

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    RIVALS???!!?!

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Embassies: Hell, FLAMES OF CHAOS, The Bar on the corner of every region, Underworld, Every Body of Water, RealTacoMan Frontier, Gay, OrangeJuice, Flamebound Realms, Hurricane 12, Sol 8, The Real and Last Andarian Strongold, Tanavia, MJT, MHBs New Earth, The New Gran Republic, and 12 others.Nova Britannia Prima, Antisipation Refounded, VTubers and Anime, Mizuki Akiyama, Commonu RP Region, New Deathland Storage, Random region I made, Norrys new puppet region, The Boggest Region on Earth, Far Point Bluffs, National Suicide Prevention Lifeline, and NoVa Majestia Lounge.

Tags: Casual, Medium, Role Player, Silly, Social, Surreal, and World Assembly.

Hells Lounge contains 16 nations, the 1,158th most in the world.

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The Most Advanced Defense Forces in Hells Lounge

Nations ranked highly spend the most on national defense, and are most secure against foreign aggression.

As a region, Hells Lounge is ranked 7,211th in the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Robotic Alcoholics of Bending Unit 22Inoffensive Centrist Autocracy Communists“Volo, Ergo Sum”
2.The Oil-Covered Sadistic Tyranny of MurderDroniaCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“If it isn’t dead—THEN FREAKING KILL IT!!!”
3.The Colossal Data Collector of THR-1000Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Exploiting the enemy's weakness.”
4.The Phoenix-Human Aviandom of MalaloniusAuthoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State“We rise from our ashes, reborn once more.”
5.The Tech Jacket of Cutest MaknaePsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Raaawwr”
6.The Really Messed Up Place of The URD UND and USDCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“Togther We Stand, Ducks As One”
7.The Jelly beans of Gracie beanssInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“''it won't happen again''”
8.The Kingdom of Avatar of PrideInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“I am the oldest, Lucifer, Avatar of Pride!”
9.The Community of The Duck PondInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Together We Stand, United As One.”
10.The Confederacy of Accord 3301Democratic Socialists Hell“Ty esp dlyod zq etxp, te td esp dtwpye hsz lcp dlyp.”
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Regional Poll • What should we do with the AU RP?

The Phoenix-Human Aviandom of Malalonius wrote:Either way, once the succession is complete, I will not have anything to do with the roleplay.

Voting opened 12 days ago and will close . Open to all nations. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.

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MurderDronia wrote:Awooga ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

Habunga? :0

Haiiiiiiiiiii~!

(Credit to Commonu for the design!)

Armato Nizuka wrote:Haiiiiiiiiiii~!

(Credit to [nation]Commonu[nation] for the design!)

Hellos!

"Nicole, why are you screaming?!"
"He literally just me invited me over to F-"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqhirIxcICc&t=1s

Randomly found a Godzilla edit in an area it shouldn't be. In a ranking and having a baity intro (also a part of a Thragg edit but who cares)

All characters mentioned are a work of fiction, any reference to real persons is coincidental

Armato Nizuka is a bubbly being that is around 5’4 or 5’5 in height. He is kind to his friends, but indifferent to people he doesn’t have much knowledge of, and isn’t a fan of people he doesn’t like. Nizuka is hugely passionate about indie animation, which is evident in when he references the shows he watches or other things. Nizuka is also a huge gamer, he mainly plays racing and sports games. He can be pretty optimistic sometimes, but he isn’t all the time.

Backstory
Nizuka was born in the small town of Kozorashi, but when he was young, his unit moved to another small town, Aishirai. Nizuka has resided in Aishirai since then, gone to Aishirai All-Grade Education Complex and often frequents the local restaurants. He often heads to the nearby city of Mizuki to chill in town. His biggest friends are Matsuō, Kyōji, Tetsuo, Matsue and Nishura.

Miscellaneous
Nizuka speaks the local language of Katakanish (a mix of English and latinised Japanese). He can also fluently speak regular English and Japanese.

WIP

Read factbook

Hello everyone.
I'm working on a GA proposal and I'm hoping to get some feedback before posting it on the forums. Please let me know what you think.

I did it...

Read these first:
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Meanwhile, Back in the UK
Markus: H-homies... My love left me... :_(
Albert: I died inside when I heard you speak in Italian.
Jeff: Don't worry, Markie, she just left you for a potato.
Saul: Honestly, it's kinda funny.
Markus: I AM GOING TO FIND HER, AND WHEN I DO... *pulls out the selfie he had with Mikuzume* I WILL MARRY HER.

Meanwhile, The Black Star: Shining Red Sword universe
Mikuzume: The baka emo lord is back! :3 CUE THE DRAMATIC MUSIC!!!
Jack: You sure you can win this, Mikuzume? Or will you just lose like last time?
Mikuzume: The Mikuzume council have a special strategy~
Whiro: Is it being an idiot?
Gabriel: Lord Evil, DO NOT INTERRUPT US!!!
Zara: *facepalms*
Whiro: Would you like to say that again? *In such an eerily calm tone*
Gabriel: Lord... Evil... *Slowly backs away in fear*
Mikuzume: Baka, the Mikuzume council have a strategy that'd make even the buffest of anime men look like a sushi roll! >:3 *a gold and white aura starts surrounding her, as she nuzzles into her fluffy collar, before chomping a sushi*
Whiro: Why do you wait? The crystal has just activated? Or has it? *The area around him becomes engulfed in pure void*
Mikuzume: JACK-KUN, GABRIEL-BAKA, ZARA-CHAN! SUSHI PORTAL TIME!!! *throws a sushi at Zara, Gabriel, and Jack, as it teleports them away back to NYC*

NYC
Jack: Wait... But what about her? F*ck, she's being all selfless again... I get it, there's nothing else she can do, but... If she loses, and corrupts again... That's it. Game over. All memories we made, all for sh*t...
Zara: *pats Jack on the back* Hey, don't worry, just hope it does.
Jack: Every time I hope for something to go well... It f*cking nearly kills me. Or even does... I'm just so... Alone.
Gabriel: Do not worry, valiant sidekick! Even though the protagonist and his party do not land the final hit, madam Mikuzume can be viewed as a martyr mentor!
Jack: You don't have to call yourself the protagonist.

The Black Star: Shining Red Sword universe
Mikuzume: *smirks with a grin* Baka, ready?
Whiro: Just fight me...
Mikuzume: *tosses sushi after sushi after sushi at Whiro, only for Whiro's void to knock them back at Mikuzume at double the speed* NANI!? *eats the sushis* BAKA! BAKA!
Whiro: I feel your weakness, how it spreads... *Taps the ground with his crystal void arm, as he ripped it in half, the entire universe* Don't you feel how out of your league you are? Shouldn't you have hid and kept your arrogance away?
Mikuzume: *jumps onto one side of the universe* Baka, that it? :3 *tosses a fireball at Whiro, as it once again, bounces off, Mikuzume in fact, eats the fireball*
Whiro: What level of crackhead are you? Eating fire? Besides, you want more? I can show you more. *Teleports behind Mikuzume, putting his hand around her neck, as his void aura surrounds her* Die, filth, die!
Mikuzume: *struggles, before looking back at Whiro, biting his shoulder*
Whiro: What the f*ck are you!? *Sighs* Fine, let's play your way. *Deactivates his void aura, before headbutting Mikuzume rapidly*
Mikuzume: *staggers backwards, falling on the floor, her tails wagging about* Pieces of sushi are so sweet, spicy spicy sushi, Mikuzume wanna eat! :3
Whiro: *steps on Mikuzume's tails* You've lost, and here you were, arrogant... How the others failed, I honestly don't know...
Mikuzume: *eyes gleam yellow and blue* The Mikuzume council refuse your rules. :3 *conjures epic shades from thin air, wearing them* BAKA!!!
Whiro: *shatters Mikuzume's shades* Why don't you just DIE?
Mikuzume: *her fur shines white* God Form now! *In a vigintillionth of a second, she flies with Whiro out of the multiverse*

OUTSIDE THE MULTIVERSE
Whiro: *eyes momentarily widen, before narrowing* I wonder if you are immortal, or perhaps something greater, like me. Crystal, flow through me. *Purple aura flows around him, as he crushes 5 universes, forging them into a hammer*
Mikuzume: The Mikuzume council wonder, what versions of us are out there? A Nekozume? Hehe! :3 *boops Whiro*
Whiro: *whacks Mikuzume with the hammer made of 5 universes* Find out. Piece of-

Universe 1
Mikuzume: *falls into the universe* Waaaahhhh!!!! *Lands on the ground of grass, nearby a futuristic Japanese city*
A girl with black cat ears, and two black cat tails runs over to Mikuzume.
The girl: Who are you, nyaaa~? *Picks Mikuzume up*
Mikuzume: Kawa...kawaii... Kawaii! *Hugs the girl tightly*
The girl: Oh my goshie! I'm Nekozume! Nyaaa~! Yo?
Mikuzume: No way... I AM MIKUZUME!!!! Can I adopt you? 🦊
Nekozume: *hugs Mikuzume back tightly* Not if I adopt you first! Nyaaahahah!

OUTSIDE THE MULTIVERSE
Whiro: Finally. Peace. *Throws the hammer far away* I won. All it takes now, is to fly over to Earth, and destroy it all. *Teleports to Earth*

NYC
Jack: *looks at the sky* Sh*t... Mikuzume's lost... We're dead.
Zara: *nods solemnly* We fought a valiant fight, but maybe we weren't destined to win.
Gabriel: I refuse to accept the fact that we would just lose! We are but a group of allies united! *Raises his fist into the air*
Jack: Gabriel, sometimes you need to wake from the story you set yourself, who are you beyond the dogmatic self?
Zara: Gabriel, bro, even if we die, even if Whiro takes our lives, just have it be known, I couldn't have wished for a better bro.
Gabriel: *hugs Zara* Thanks, sis...

Meanwhile, UK
Jeff: I want some fresh air. *Walks out of the building, staring up as he watches the sky emit clouds of darkness* Um... Markus, Saul, Albert, y'all may wanna see this... It's not night time now, is it?
Albert: *walks out alongside Jeff* What the f*ck? If only Markus wasn't watching... You know what... He'd probably freak out. Saul? He's trying to figure out that guy's phone.
Jeff: Always missing on the weird stuff... How long is it until the news talks about this?
Albert: *checks his phone* They already are.

BREAKING NEWS!!!
News Anchor: Hello everyone, this is an international report regarding the abrupt change of the sky becoming a colourless dark void. Scientists can't explain, however, satellites have spotted what seems like a silhouette at the centre of the Earth's atmosphere appearing as the source. There is currently no way to end this, and as the world becomes just a colourless shadow, it is unknown if we will ever truly see each other again, or if we're trapped. This was Harvey James-Brooke, and for now... And perhaps forever... Goodbye.

Meanwhile, Universe 1
Nekozume: *walks down alleyways with Mikuzume* Nyahaha, ever try... Catnip? *Holds a handful of catnip*
Mikuzume: Baka, the Mikuzume council would never betray our sushi! :3
Nekozume: *pops catnip into Mikuzume's mouth* Let's see how long that lasts, nyaaa~
Mikuzume: *pupils dilate* Eeee! Woohoo!
Nekozume: Now, do you want your sushi? Nyaaaa~ *holds the sushi teasingly*
Mikuzume: *snatches the sushi in 0.0001secs* YUM!!!
Nekozume: *looks around* Bruh, it's getting late~ Wanna party at my mansion, nyaie~? *Headpats Mikuzume*
Mikuzume: Mansion!? Where!?
Nekozume: *zips herself and Mikuzume over to a mansion, covered in gold walls, chocolate pouring from rivers* Look at everything, saved it especially for someone like you to visit. Arigato, or... Aricato~! Nya~!
Mikuzume: *in pure bliss* O MAHHH GUHHH!!!!!! :3 *zips around even faster than usual*
Nekozume: Well, I gotta go for a meeting~! Stay coo-coo~! Nyaaaaa~ *gives a double peace sign to Mikuzume before dashing away*
Mikuzume: This is so amazing!!!! :3 *bathes in sushi and chocolate* Ahh... This is so relaxing... (⁠灬⁠º⁠‿⁠º⁠灬⁠)⁠♡

Meanwhile, New York City
Jack: He's getting closer... *Stares at Whiro*
Gabriel: Do not show cowardice, sir Jack! No matter how badly a hero gets beaten, they always win! I shall fight Whiro for not just Regalia, but for existence! *Throws okra at Whiro, only for it to fail miserably, falling after just leaving a few metres off the ground*
Zara: *writes in her journal*
Whiro: *floats closer* Which one of you tried throwing okra at me? *Glares at Jack, Gabriel, and Zara*
Gabriel: I did, you fiend! You must be cleansed!
Jack: *facepalms* Welp... We're f*cked.
Whiro: *levitates a nearby building, throwing it at Gabriel*
Ate: *reappears from the UK, protecting Gabriel, by shattering the building* Whiro, miss me? I wouldn't join your team... So, honey, this is a betrayal.
Gabriel: *takes steps backwards* Thank you, madam!
Jack: Who was she again? *Trying to remember Ate*
Zara: She was gonna replace Chiyou, I believe.
Whiro: Betray me? Is that what you thought would happen? That requires me to care for you. *Chokes Ate to death*
Jack: Oh holy sh*t... *Taps onto his shoes, revealing his jet boots, to fly Zara and Gabriel far away from Whiro, over to Brighton Beach*
Zara: You have jet boots?
Jack: Used them a bit after I first met Mikuzume, never used them since. Until now.
Gabriel: Why are you flying the hero away from the villain? I need to save the world.
Jack: I'll say this in clean language, alright? Look, I may not be a pure good person, I may be what you'd call an 'anti-hero', but I still care at the end of the day. I may be a prick to you sometimes, but at the end of the day, I-
Zara: *looks at the ocean* Look, I'm sorry if I'm interrupting, but we're about to fly in the ocean!
Jack: Oh sh*t, yeah. *Lands on the beach*

Meanwhile, UK
Astaroth: *digs a whole under the golden dome, listening to I'm With You by Avril Lavigne, so his existence is secret* ...

Nearby
Markus: *nearly crying* Jeff, when we all get home, *sniffles* Are we gonna watch High School DxD?
Jeff: That's if we have a home left.
Markus: Whaa?
Jeff: *opens the curtains, showing Markus the dark sky created by Whiro's presence distorting the sky*
Albert: Sh*t... *In shock* I wonder if the hallucinations of a kitsune were some kind of supernatural preview to... Whatever this is?
Saul: Why would they be?
Albert: Hey, it's supernatural. Anything can happen. There is ecchi art of anything, so, I've suspended disbelief that if something unexplainable happens, anything can happen. We live in crazy times.
Markus: But she wasn't a hallucination! You can't have a selfie with a hallucination!
Albert: Or... She's just a furry. Disappointment either way because we may all die.
Jeff: That's... Depressing.
Albert: Look... We don't know what Markus saw, it seemed like a furry, but it could be anything. A cosplayer, anything... But sometimes... The best thing, even better than a hot girl wearing a thong *winks at Markus* Is having homies with you.
Markus: *cries, hugging Albert* Thank you...
Saul: *hugs Albert and Markus* We crossed continent for something that might not exist. But it's for a friend.
Jeff: Even if to joke about you. *Sits on the window* I can't afford to hug... Though, it is you guys. *Hugs Albert, Markus, and Saul*

Meanwhile, back in NYC
Chiyou: *looks at the pedestrians running away from Whiro's rage* Ah... F*ck this. F*ck it all.
Random Person: Dude! There's a raging godly thing, what the f*ck are you doing just standing there!? *Tries moving Chiyou*
Chiyou: *ignores the person, walking forward* Damn all these f*ckers. What does it take to cause a little bit of bloodshed? First, Hypnos has a go at me for trying to kill Mikuzume, and the others... So, I quit, I do the thing best for my mental health... THEN TYR AND ARIES F*CK ME OVER BY REJECTING MY PLEA FOR SOMEONE TO F*CKING KILL PEOPLE OR KILL TIME WITHOUT BEING A WUSS ABOUT IT!!! *Walks over to Whiro, even as Whiro approaches Jack, Zara, and Gabriel*
Whiro: *notices Chiyou* You finally show up to do something? Kill your true master? Or serve him?
Jack: What...? What is going on? *Looks at Chiyou and Whiro*
Chiyou: Whiro... Look at the way I say that name. Not calling you 'master' and licking your toes.
Whiro: You've come to die? *Approaches Chiyou, a blade forming in his hands*
Chiyou: Is it really death if I can't die? *Spits in Whiro's face*
Whiro: I'll make reservations with Rarohenga for you. None of this Diyu stuff.
Chiyou: *walks closer to Whiro* And for what? For me to break out again like I did with Diyu and Yomi? You have such a d*mented mind for a supposedly powerful person.
Whiro: *stabs Chiyou in the chest* Die, stupid son of a b*tch...
Chiyou: *stabs two swords into one of Whiro's eyes* Even if I die, all you can do is just hold me back.
Whiro: *a ghoulish whitish black liquid drops, surrounding his stabbed eye, as he forms the Hammer of 5 Universes in his hand* Then I won't kill you. I'll leave you out of my hair. With Mikuzume, the girl you want to kill.
Chiyou: *throws his shirt off* Then I'll return with her. Whether she's alive or not is another question.
Whiro: *chuckles dryly* Cocky to the end. *Whacks Chiyou with the Hammer of 5 Universes, teleporting him away*

Meanwhile, Universe 1
Mikuzume: *swims in the chocolate* We may just stay here forever~ *licks at the chocolate*
Nekozume: Girlie~ I got word a new person arrived, nyahaah~
Mikuzume: Mmmm, wake the Mikuzume council up when they're here~ (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠) *dozes off on the chocolate*
Nekozume: Alright, bestie-poo~! Nya~! :3

Outside the Building
Chiyou: *looks around* Alright, when I meet that b*tch again, I will frame this as coincidence. Now, what kind of sick mind owns this place? *Walks over to the door*
Nekozume: *opens the door, milk on her lip* Yo, who is it~? Nyaa~ *bends her hand paws down*
Chiyou: What the f*ck kinda convention did I walk in on?
Nekozume: *drags Chiyou in* Ayy, don't be shy~ *throws Chiyou in the chocolate* I'll come back in a moment to give all of you something to play with! Nya~ *walks away*
Mikuzume: *asleep in the chocolate* ( ˘ω˘ )
Chiyou: Yuck. This is a chocolate intolerant person's nightmare... *Looks at Mikuzume* Look at you, tired. Weak piece of sh*t. *Exits the chocolate, brushing it off him*
Mikuzume: *wakes up* Chiyou-kun? *Rubs her eyes* Nani...? NANI!? What are you doing here, baka? :3
Chiyou: That b*tch that runs this place... Something about her feels... Wussy.
Mikuzume: Readers, is Chiyou a tsundere? Poll time!
Chiyou: Shut up with your f*cking shenanigans!
Mikuzume: *smirks* The readers say you're a mega tsundere! Can't deny it anymore, Chiyou-kun~ :3
Chiyou: Just follow me... *Tired of Mikuzume*
Mikuzume: *drags Chiyou in the chocolate river* The Mikuzume council wanna stay here~ :3
Chiyou: *jumps out of the river, brushing the chocolate off him* You... You piece of s-
Nekozume: Nyaaa~ Mikuzume! Want some catnip? :3 *holds catnip in her hands*
Mikuzume: Yuppers! *Dashes to swoop the catnip out of Nekozume's hands, before running back into the chocolate river*
Nekozume: Chiyou? You want some catnip too?
Chiyou: I'm not a f*cking cat.
Nekozume: Scaredy cat. *Walks away, with a playful 'tsk'*
Mikuzume: *singsongy* Scaredy cat, scaredy cat, forgot how to act! Scaredy cat, scaredy cat, want a pat?
Chiyou: *pissed off* Look at you, doing all this sh*t, playing around in a mansion. I thought you had friends out there, that Jack idiot, Zara, nobody gives a damn about Gabriel... But you're just being a lazy f*cking b*tch, floating around high on catnip in a chocolate river. You know what, f*ck it. If you want to keep being distracted away from them, be my guest... F*ck around and see where everyone ends up.
Mikuzume: *high on catnip* Baka... You're a tsundere. We could make chocolate to tame Whiro the emo lord... :3 *falls asleep*
Chiyou: Then I guess I'll kill that p*ssy myself. *Walks over to where Nekozume left to*
Mikuzume: (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠) *lies on her back, swimming asleep*

Meanwhile, NYC
Jack: *looks around for a boat, in vain* We're gonna have to make a fly for it. It's only going to buy us so long...
Zara: Understood.
Gabriel: The hero nev-
Zara: Gabriel, just retreat. *Holds Gabriel back*
Jack: *uses his rocket boots to fly him, Zara, and Gabriel far from the beach of NYC*
Whiro: Foolish attempt to delay the inevitable. *Follows them, by stepping into the air*

Meanwhile, UK
Markus: *leaves the hug, walking over to the window* Was it a siren...?
Jeff: *walks over to Markus, putting his hand on his shoulder* Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. What matters now, is that your last moments are spent with us. Your homies.
Albert: *walks behind Markus, but not directly behind, facing the window still* Even when you're an idiot, there's a reason we stick.
Saul: *sits by Hypnos' corpse still, using his phone to call 'Tetozume'* I just wanna know what it does...
Markus: It'll just doom us further, Saul. *Looks at Saul*
Saul: We'll die either way, I just wanna spend my last minutes speaking to a girl, with my bros. Never got the chance to speak to one.

Tetozume answers
Tetozume: This call may be monitored for possession purposes.
Saul: There's an edgy shadow man about to destroy the world... Firstly, I'd just like to wonder if you know how he can be beaten...
Tetozume: Get good. *Chuckles*
Saul: Your laugh is cute. *Smiles*
Tetozume: Aw, aren't you cute? Say... I could help you out... At a cost.
Saul: Yeah? *Curious*
Tetozume: Firstly, say 'Ara, ara! My qween, I'd die for you! >:3c'
Saul: *takes a deep breath* Ara, Ara! My qween, I'd die for you!
Tetozume: *chuckles* Good job~ Now... Let's bump this next one up in difficulty, shall we? Say the first thing I said to you in this call.
Saul: Uh... That'd be, this call may be monitored for possession purposes.
Tetozume: Very good~ Give yourself a pat on the back.
Saul: *Pats himself on the back*
Tetozume: Now... Lastly... When I arrive at your location, you will give me full permission to *fastly speaks* chat to you, headpat you, boop you, dress you up, watch anime with you *normal speed talking* And play music. Do you accept?
Saul: *looks around* Yes, I accept. For my homies and I to survive.
Tetozume: How many of you are there? Excluding yourself.
Saul: 3. Markus, Jeff, and Albert.
Tetozume: Oh... Unfortunately that exceeds the limit of people I'd be allowed to take. You'd likely not drop anyone, so... How about I make it a deluxe experience~ You get to take all of your friends, but only you get to meet me~! <3
Saul: That's fine. As long as all of us get to escape this hellhole.
Tetozume: Pleasure doing business with you, cutie pie~! *Hangs up*
Saul: *blushes faintly* She called me 'cutie pie'... All of you, we'll be taking a free route out of here!

Meanwhile, Universe 1's mansion
Chiyou: Where'd you go, b*tch?
Nekozume: Nya? Why are you so angry?
Chiyou: You know why. You work for Whiro, don't you? *Aims a gun at Nekozume*
Nekozume: *jumps back in fear* Don't shoot! Please... Nya...
Chiyou: Answer the f*cking question, do you work for Whiro?
Nekozume: Who is Whiro!? Nya!? *Confused*
Chiyou: THEN WHY THE F*CK HAVE YOU BEEN DISTRACTING EVERYONE, READERS, MIKUZUME, WHY HAVE YOU BEEN DISTRACTING THEM FROM LOSING THEIR PLANET!?!?
Nekozume: I had no idea! Nya! Wanna hug to apologise for it?
Chiyou: Like that's gonna do sh*t...
Nekozume: Nya... I'm sorry if I can't send you back... *Hugs Chiyou tightly*
Chiyou: Get off me! *Throws Nekozume at a wall*
Nekozume: *falls to the ground, limbs shaking, as a drop of blood leaves her lips* W-why!? Ahh! Back away! Nyaa...
Chiyou: Stop whining like a f*cking b*tch! If you can't find us a way back, then you better get on it!
Nekozume: Chiyou... I have a special room for meanies. *Looks over at the doorway* Miku, bestie-poo! I need your help! Nya nya!
Mikuzume: *rushes in behind Chiyou, accidentally ramming into him* Yo, Neko, what's the problem? :3 The Mikuzume council are here to save the benefactor of sushi and chocolate! :3
Nekozume: *spits blood from her lips* Chiyou did this to me... *Through tears* Help me. nya...
Mikuzume: *puts on a monocle and fedora, and teleports behind Chiyou* Chiyou, Baka, Tantei Mikuzume Esquire has sufficient information believing you are disrupting the flow of sushi! All because of one thing... You're trying to roleplay as a villain! :3 *Taps Chiyou on the shoulder*
Chiyou: Mikuzume... I've never liked you, but don't you want to go home?
Mikuzume: Shh! Your whole attire is screaming 'emo warrior chuunibyou'... Well... It can't speak... But Tantei Mikuzume Esquire speaks for it! Off to jail with you, baka! *Grabs Chiyou by his right arm, dragging him to a staircase*
Nekozume: Wait! Bestie-poo! You don't know where the jail is! Nya!
Mikuzume: Tantei Mikuzume Esquire always knows. *Drags Chiyou down the stairs*
Nekozume: Hope they do. *Sighs, walking back to where Chiyou had dropped his gun when Mikuzume handled him* Stay coo-coo, you two... Nya! *Winks at the camera, loading the gun*

Cellar
Mikuzume: *places Chiyou in a prison cell* Tantei Mikuzume Esquire have caught their suspect, but now... We play good cop! :3
Chiyou: Do you even f*cking care about your so-called "friends"? Why the f*ck are you ditching them because some pussycat has drugs and food!?
Mikuzume: Tantei Mikuzume Esquire has no friends other than Mikuzume. Mikuzume is the one you are speaking of, regarding friends!
Chiyou: I don't care who the f*ck you are acting as. *Remembers* Would you rather get addicted to drugs and food, or let Jack Morey, your first case, survive?
Mikuzume: *slams a sushi from her pocket onto Chiyou's fist* Baka! Tantei Mikuzume Esquire asks the questions! Now... Question time... If Tantei Mikuzume Esquire have 2 sushis, and my friend Yuki-onna has 3 buckets of ramen... How much ramen does she have?
Chiyou: 3? Wait a minute, you just said 'Yuki-onna' is your friend. If you want to be f*cking effective, at least be consistent.

Mikuzume's Inner Mind
Mikutaku: NANI!? CHIYOU-KUN POINTED OUT A HOLE IN TANTEI MIKUZUME ESQUIRE'S LOGIC!?!?
Tantei Mikuzume Esquire: Do not worry, Mikutaku... For we have devised the perfect plan.
Mikuamsay: Perfect plan? More like perfectly bland! Pour some lamb sauce on this mo-
Mikutaku: Bad Mikuzume *bonks Mikuamsay with a cartoon hammer*! The Mikuzume council have a rule of no swearing to keep up the 'moe' kitsune, anime-obsessed, sushi loving, kawaii, glomping, loveable, meta, irreverent, easily distracted, wa- Hey look! It's Hinata Suzuki!
Mikuamsay: Where!?
Tantei Mikuzume Esquire: Mikutaku, I shall lend you the strategy. Go as wild with Chiyou as you want, but make it effective.
Mikutaku: You bet, baka! :3 *hugs Tantei Mikuzume Esquire*

Back in the Cellar
Mikuzume: Alright, Chiyou-kun. *Chews the sushi gavel dramatically* Tantei Mikuzume Esquire is gone, tell Mikuzume whatever. :3
Chiyou: For once in your f*cking life, just ally with me... It pains me too... Do you want a way back or what?
Mikuzume: But the choccy in here is amazing!!!
Chiyou: What the f*ck is in the chocolate here that isn't AT EARTH!? I never once cared for any f*cking thing you do. But now... We're both trapped in a f*cking dimension away from EVERYBODY ELSE!!! All your friends are going to end up dead! Do you want it to be because OF YOUR F*CKING ADDICTIONS TO FOOD!?!?
Mikuzume: Baka... The Mikuzume council do love them, but how do you know there is a way out? :3
Chiyou: ... You're supposed to be the hopeful one.
Mikuzume: How fast can you run, baka? :3
Chiyou: *confused* What are you talking about? I guess somewhat fast? Not like it matters.
Mikuzume: *smirks* It does. :3
Nekozume: *walks in* Huh? What are you two yapping about, nya~?
Mikuzume: Mikuzume is gonna get Chiyou to run on a treadmill for punishment! :3
Nekozume: Nya? Don't think I-
Mikuzume: *suddenly creates a treadmill from thin air* Chiyou-kun, run on it!
Chiyou: What the f*ck? *Runs on the treadmill reluctantly*
Mikuzume: *pulls out a whip* Nekozume, ya can go now! :3
Nekozume: Bestie-poo? Isn't this kinda excessive? Nya? :(
Mikuzume: Hm? *Whips a sushi she threw in the air, as it splatters in the air*
Nekozume: Nya! Are you gonna messy him up, bestie-poo? Amazing! *Her pupils become stars*
Mikuzume: Yup! *Whips a sushi at Chiyou's armour, as it leaves a sushi stain on Chiyou's shoulder plate*
Nekozume: Welp, imma go now~ You know what you're doing. I can go ahead and prepare a special dessert for you! Nya~
Mikuzume: Thankies! *Bows*
Nekozume: Nya... You're welcome! *Leaves*
Chiyou: Loyal to food... You bit-
Mikuzume: *turns the treadmill off, shushing Chiyou* Shh. You're slower than Mikuzume, so... Follow the Mikuzume council.
Chiyou: *nearly trips as the treadmill stops, recovering himself* Do NOT tell anyone about this or I will, and I swear to myself, I will f*cking kill you once this boils over.
Mikuzume: *drags Chiyou over to a door, that leads into a cafeteria for prisoners* The Mikuzume council accept your offer.
Chiyou: Where are you taking me? *Being dragged against his will* Do you even know the way out?
Mikuzume: Nope! :3
Chiyou: *sarcastically* Great...
Mikuzume: *continues dragging Chiyou around, smelling for an exit*

30 Minutes Later
Mikuzume: *notices the door out, as she walks over to the chocolate river* Yay, Chiyou-kun! :3
Chiyou: *due to having been dragged on his back behind Mikuzume, he cannot see the door out* Are you f*cking sure? I don't want to keep staring at your tails flapping on my face!
Mikuzume: Oops! *Drops Chiyou*
Chiyou: *picks himself up, and there it is, the door out standing forebodingly in front of him and Mikuzume* Well... F*cking hell.
As Mikuzume walks over to the door, trying to open it, no luck.
Mikuzume: Nani?
Chiyou: Let me do it... *Pissed off, as he tries stabbing through the door with a sword, to no avail* What the f*ck is this door made of!?
Mikuzume: *looks at the roof* Commonu-kun! Unlock the door for Mikuzume and Chiyou-kun. Is this a plot reason? :3
A gunshot appears from out of nowhere, striking out of nowhere.
Chiyou: Sh*t! *Rubs his arm as it bleeds*
Mikuzume: Nani? You're a god! Bullets can't hurt you! Baka!
Suddenly, a sound of a body falling is heard.
[b]Mikuzume
: Nani? Chiyou-kun, stay here! *Pats Chiyou's head as he is literally in shock of how the bullet hurt him*
Mikuzume walks over to where the bullet was fired, before seeing Nekozume lying on the ground, in pain.
Mikuzume: Bestie! *Hugs Nekozume tightly*
Nekozume: Someone else is here... Nya...
Mikuzume: *looks around with a rare glare in her eyes* Mikuzume doesn't tolerate those who attack besties! *Runs around*
Nekozume: *stands herself up, spitting blood on the floor*
Mikuzume: *sniffs the air* Nani... That isn't blood... Commonu-kun, that isn't blood.
Nekozume: Bestie, help me. Nya...
Mikuzume: *licks the "blood"* It's tomato sauce! :3
Nekozume: Is Chiyou okay? I heard him get shot! Nya!
Mikuzume: *shrugs* Wait...
Nekozume: I know what you're thinking. Yes, I know.
Mikuzume: *walks over to Chiyou, licking his arm, the injury is blood* Nani?
Chiyou: STOP F*CKING LICKING ME!!!
Nekozume: Mikuzume. I know you snuck him out. Why? He shot me... Bestie-poo... Are you betraying me? Nya? *Her voice sounds like it's about to break*
Mikuzume: Nekozume, bestie! We wouldn't betray you... We just have frens outside we wanna save from a big bad emo monster called Whiro!
Nekozume: You're right... It's silly for me to think you'd betray me. Nya... *Sighs*
A slight grin forms in Nekozume's mouth. Increasing by the second.
Nekozume: Because I betrayed you. *Shoots Chiyou in the arm again*
Mikuzume: N... Nekozume...
Chiyou: *spits out blood* I CAN'T F*CKING BELIEVE IT!!! I HAD THE TRUTH SPAT OUT, AND NOT A SINGLE PERSON BELIEVED ME!!!
Mikuzume: We got played... :_(
Nekozume: *walks over to Mikuzume, the grin still on her face* Never trust a kitty, bestie-poo~ *claws Mikuzume in the face* You get hurt.
Nekozume began to smile, as she then glared at Chiyou.
Nekozume: But you know... I want you to kill Chiyou-kun, before he ruins your life, your dreams. *Shoves a sushi down Mikuzume's mouth* Don't do it for me, do it for you. Bestie-poo.
Chiyou: Sh*t... *Scratches himself up to stare down Nekozume and Mikuzume* Mikuzume... You know how much I hate you, you know? But you know what? Let's f*ck Nekozume over, and then forget this team up ever happened. Alright?
Mikuzume: But sushi...? :3
Nekozume: It's no use, Chiyou. I could just keep her loyal on catnip, chocolate, and sushi. All while you get the punishment I decide... *Tilts her head with a smirk, showing her true nature, running up to Chiyou*
Mikuzume: Wh... What...? >_<
Nekozume: *quietly to Chiyou, in front of his face* The food here? Is imbued to be addictive... But when really, it's the transformed remains of my previous targets. You know the truth, I work for Whiro. And if I ever so much as... Stopped? *Does a slit throat gesture* Dead kitty.
Chiyou: You are gonna be a dead kitty in a minute. *Unfazed*
Nekozume: Eh. I have no real way of getting to you, no? You'd refuse to lose to someone as cute as I am? All because of your ego. Isn't it? *Taps Chiyou on the head, provoking him, knowing if he fights back, she could just play victim again*
Chiyou: You rely on Mikuzume too much. Wh*re. *Bashes his head into Nekozume's*
Nekozume: *flies back onto the floor, her hand resting on her chest, as blood spreads on her chest* Aah! S-sorry... I have to do this to survive! Please, don't, I'd do anything! Nya! I'd be your maid! I'd watch anime with you! I can 'nya' to infinity, just please, DON'T KILL ME!!!

Mikuzume's Inner Mind
Mikutaku: Why does this brat keep flowing between SHION SONOZAKI AND ADORABLE CUTENESS!?!?
Tantei Mikuzume Esquire: *chews on a sushi roll like a cigar* We have a good opportunity for her to explain herself.
Mikuamsay: If she is going to be loyal, she should just make some damn good food! If she ain't got the lamb sauce, she ain't fit in the kitchen AT ALL!!!
Mikutaku: She's bound to go full Azadori on our petite behinds! We are the Mikuzume council!
Edgy Mikuzume Chuun: *wears an eyepatch dramatically* We burn her with the smite of THE SUSHI GODS INHABITING OUR BODIES THEMSELVES!!! AND THEN TURN HER INTO SUSHI!!! AND EAT HER!!!
Mikutaku and Tantei Mikuzume Esquire simultaneously: THAT'S CANNIBALISM!!!
Tantei Mikuzume Esquire: And we'd never stoop that low! Baka!
Edgy Mikuzume Chuun: It's only cannibalism if you get caught. *Winks with the only visible eye*
Mikutaku: *rubs her head* You baka... Look! Chiyou-kun is watching! He'd... Actually, he'd probably... Uh...
Mikuamsay: As long as she's cooked well.
Tantei Mikuzume Esquire: *adjusts monocle* It is still unlegal! The Mikuzume council fight for sushi, yes, BUT WE ALSO FIGHT FOR THE POWER OF...
Aura flares up dramatically around Tantei Mikuzume Esquire.
Tantei Mikuzume Esquire: Attorney. *Chuckles*
Edgy Mikuzume Chuun: That's lame. WE WANNA SEE SOME EXPLOSIONS!!! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM THE CATGIRL TO SPACE DUST!!!
Mikutaku: Mikutaku diagnoses you with anger issues.
Edgy Mikuzume Chuun: It all boils to when my father worked as the Demon Lord-
Mikutaku: JUST DECIDE ON A FREAKING THING TO DO ABOUT THE CATGIRL PSYCHO!!! Other than arresting her, eating her, or...
MikuxD: *winks, wearing revealing clothing*
Mikutaku: Nope. Get your sorry butt out of here! *Yeets MikuxD away*
MikuxD: *sighs* Maybe someday we get a harem...
Mikutaku: In your dreams, baka! >:3
Tantei Mikuzume Esquire: Do you need your morning boba? Bestie, you seem angy.
Mikutaku: Because other than you, Mikutaku is the only one here doing something valuable in this council!
Edgy Mikuzume Chuun: *sneaks over to controlling Mikuzume* AW, HECK YEAH!!!

Back in Nekozume's Mansion's Foyer
Nekozume: Chiyou-kun... What do you say? Nya...?
Chiyou: O-
Mikuzume: *throws an explosive sushi at Nekozume* Over his dead body, peasant!
Nekozume: I thought we were besties, Mikuzume? Nya? You saying that was all for nothing? Fine then... Leave this mansion... I'll go cry in chocolate then... *Walks over to the chocolate river, staring at the roof*
Chiyou: What... The... F*ck? *Slowly walks over to the door, slowly pushing it open*
Mikuzume: LET'S GOOOOOO!!!! *Hops on Chiyou's shoulder*
Nekozume: *creates 8 copies of herself, surrounding Mikuzume and Chiyou* Didn't think you'd actually do it. *Aims two guns, one aiming for a headshot at Mikuzume, the other aiming a headshot at Chiyou*
Mikuzume: °0° Cheater! Cheater! Baka! Baka!
Chiyou: *places a metal helmet on his head, throwing Mikuzume away* Oh SHUT UP!!!
Mikuzume: But peasant! We're a team!
Chiyou: STOP F*CKING CALLING ME 'PEASANT'!!!
Nekozume: *confused, perplexed, and utterly in the most confusing confusion*
Mikuzume: Mikuzume loves sushi! So, we turn Nekozume into sushi! And eat her! :3

Mikuzume's Inner Mind
Mikutaku: *straps Edgy Mikuzume Chuun to a chair using duct tape* LOOK AT THE MESS YOU MADE, BAKA!
Edgy Mikuzume Chuun: *looks around* It's not THAT big of a deal for a-
Mikutaku: NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL? Listen here you little-
Tantei Mikuzume Esquire: *presses an airhorn noise* Quiet! No swearing!
Mikutaku: Tantei, Tantei, Tantei... What was said was 'worm-ticking son of a glitchy virus'...
Edgy Mikuzume Chuun: That peasant, and the traitor will likely see us as delulu! But little do they know-
Mikutaku: *covers Edgy Mikuzume Chuun's mouth, staring into the eye with her own* Welp... The Mikuzume council all formally agree that Mikutaku should handle everything! Again. Yay. Any objections?
Edgy Mikuzume Chuun: *tries raising hand*
Mikutaku: None? Okay, kewl. Mikutaku's turn to shine.
Kawaiizume: Konnichiwa~! *Hugs Mikutaku*
Mikutaku: *nods, noticing Kawaiizume's presence* Get to work. Drink the boba for Mikutaku, m'kay?
Kawaiizume: Yuppers, baka! *Runs cutely, over to the table, sipping the boba tea*

Back, again, in Nekozume's Mansion's Foyer
Mikuzume: Heh, that was kinda embarrassing~ *chuckles*
Nekozume: *has her copies surround Chiyou, while she walks towards Mikuzume, holding a catnip in front of Mikuzume* You don't seem to be in the best mood, bestie-poo. I promise you, nya, this is for you!
Mikuzume: Try us, baka. :3 *takes the catnip out of Nekozume's hands, shoving it down Nekozume's mouth*
Nekozume: Wait... No... *Pupils dilate, as her copies disappear* Nya! *She starts to become more simple-minded, rushing to the chocolate river, falling asleep in it*
Mikuzume: *winks* Aww! You're so cute in there, The Mikuzume council wave goodbye! *Runs away through the door, carrying Chiyou, as she runs in vigintillions of times the speed of light, to return back to Earth*

Off The Ocean of Brighton Beach
Jack: *pulling Zara and Gabriel with him as he flies with his jet boots* 50 seconds left until the jet boots give out...
Zara: *looks back at Whiro* If we're going out... We're going out on a bang. Understand?
Whiro: Fine. You've made your choice. *Walks in the air after them*
Gabriel: Surely not even the power of vegetables could get us away to land.
Jack: *thinking*
Whiro: He's right, you know... It'd be too far away for you. What a shame. Guess you're not the brightest.
Jack: Not the brightest? Been there, called that. In fact. This next second may be a dumbass's attempt. Especially given we now have 26 seconds left.
Zara: What are you thinking, Jack?
Jack: I don't know. That's the point. *Stops the jet boots, as they start falling to the ocean*
Gabriel: *looks below them, it's just ocean, and would kill them, especially from the height* Jack, you cur! We're gonna die! The hero cannot die in the final act!
Zara: *thinking to self: Who's gonna tell him about The Great Gatsby's ending?* Yup...
Jack: Give me a potato, Gabriel!
Gabriel: What!? Jack is trying to condone? *Gives Jack a potato* Your last meal is a simple one.
Jack: Zara. Make sure you and Gabriel get out safe.
Zara: *puts her thumb up* I'll try.
Whiro: What are you planning?
Jack: *sees a movement in the atmosphere* Something only an idiot like me would do. *Shoots Whiro in the eye, before flying with his jet boots higher in the sky, using the last of his power*
Whiro: *fractures the bullet in his hand, before flying after Jack* Gabriel and Zara are gonna drown, too far from the land. Best to kill you.
Jack: Too late, motherf*cker. *Throws the potato into the atmosphere*
Whiro: What are you doing? *Rips Jack's shoes and socks off to grip him*
Jack: *struggles as Whiro starts crushing his legs* Sh*t! Sh*t! Please... Mikuzume...
Whiro: No-one's gonna save you. *Slams Jack beneath him, knocking him with his foot into the ocean* You're dying alone.
Suddenly, the potato is thrown back at Whiro's head.
Whiro: What the-?
Mikuzume: *grins as she appears in front of Whiro, in Mikuzume Galaxica* Baka, you messed up.
Whiro: *sighs* Remind me to put Nekozume down for failing me...
Chiyou: If you still can, motherf*cker. *Walks beside Mikuzume* And Whiro, I'm not gonna work with Mikuzume forever. It's just because I need someone to kill you with me. Understand, you son of a b*tch?
Whiro: There are 5 universes in the hammer... I just sent you to 1. I can just do it again. *Holds the hammer*
Mikuzume: Commonu-kun has better stuff to do than design 4 universes, he's a tired author. :3
Commonu: That's true... But please, stop referencing me. Wanna kill Whiro rn?
Whiro: *looks at Mikuzume* Who are you talking to? Doesn't matter... *Grabs Mikuzume in a chokehold*
Chiyou: *rips the hammer out of Whiro's grasp, destroying it*
Whiro: *kicks Chiyou in the head*
Mikuzume: *Spits sushi from her mouth at Whiro, as she spawns them in her mouth* Bwap Bwap Bwap
Whiro: *throws Mikuzume out of the universe, as he flies immediately after her*
Chiyou: Wait... If he's there, who's attacking Earth?
Xolotl: *teleports in front of Chiyou* Well, it's come down to this, Chiyou-macehual, hehe...
Chiyou: Xolotl... You piece of sh*t. You ruined my future.
Xolotl: It's not my fault you just suck at getting friends. You did befriend a psychotic, sadistic, masochistic, Aztec god!
Chiyou: Why would you try to destroy Earth? The only reason I haven't is because there'd be no-one left to kill. That are actually satisfying.
Xolotl: *in a serious tone* No-one worships me anymore. You know how that must feel? Everything is chaos. I may as well not exist anymore. Without worshippers, no-one can give proof of care. *In his normal manic tone* PLUS, IT'S FUN!!! Ya know... Tetozume is also still around, don't know what she's doing. And Astaroth... Welp, no-one cares about the guy who doesn't speak! *Claws Chiyou* So, you gonna join me, brother?
Chiyou: You know... I never truly liked you. *Stabs Xolotl in the eye* Why would I join you again? Without Earth, there would be no fun for you.
Xolotl: *raises eyebrows* Chiyou opposing killing? Mustn't be true! You're a dirty macehual! *Snorts* The Xolotl council are pissed off at you! Besides... It takes a sadist to find fun in nothing.
Chiyou: You son of a b*tch! You're as rigid as a pile of sh*t!
Xolotl: Yes, insult me if you want. Makes it even better~ Heh...

Meanwhile, Outside the Universe
Mikuzume: Baka! *Puts Nori on her cheeks like war paint* The Mikuzume council are no fools to your madness and overflowing emoness!
Whiro: Why are you so stubborn? Something corny like friendship? Hope? You know those are old as time. They're never the true drivers, we're all selfish inside. There's always a limit.
Mikuzume: *eyes gleam* Sushi. *Says with the most dramatic music ever*
Whiro: Then Nekozume should have handled you.
Mikuzume: Oh! And the Mikuzume council!
Whiro: Right... Which is just you? Selfish, isn't it?
Mikuzume: We gonna fight? :3 Stop monologuing! >__<
Whiro: Avoidance to the question? I can just bore you here. I have no real reason to only fight.
Mikuzume: You... Emo, Goth, Edgy, Chuunibyou, Boring, Final Boss ripoff, Lazy, Incorrect, Sushi Enemy, Dogmatic, Johan Liebert ripoff, Stupid, Emo again, Twisty Turny, Twist Villain, Overpowered BAKA!!! *Stares at the camera* Commonu, let Mikuzume write the story, we're done with the last monologue!
Commonu: I'm just doing this because well... This story has grown on me. It's hard to let it go. Besides... Readers are gonna criticise the ending, the charm of this story, everything. It's going to feel like I have to do this. Oh yeah! I also love writing how much of a chaos gremlin you are!
Mikuzume: *yawns* Let them. Bestie, not everyone will like it. So, just write it. As long as you like it. That's what Zara-chan, or Jack-kun would say, :3
Commonu: Wait a minute... How are you gonna write the story?
Whiro: *activates his force field, walking towards Mikuzume* You done talking?
Mikuzume: Nah~ ;3
Whiro: Didn't ask.
Mikuzume: Well, ya did! *Winks*
Whiro: *rams at Mikuzume, the force field causing extreme damage, one that would instantly shatter a non-immortal being to smithereens*
Mikuzume: Commonu-kun! Mikuzume wants to write the story! *Cuts open up on Mikuzume's body*
Commonu: Fine. *Bestows power to Mikuzume*
Whiro: *the crystal flurries through his body, as he punches Mikuzume, launching her through the omniverse* Shatter...
Mikuzume is knocked through multiverses, for ages, until she reaches the end of the omniverse, shattering though the border.

The other side of the Omniverse
Mikuzume: Baka... *Uses her author power to envelop her in golden triangles* Author: Mikuzume-chan activated. *Giggles, as she grows infinite tails, teleporting Whiro in front of her, disabling his ability to move any body part, except talking*
Whiro: Look at you, the villain. The power breaks you. Power itself is a great corrupter than I. But why would you wish for this much of it?
Mikuzume: Oh? We just wanna be more powerful than a ton of fictional characters, ya! People love making powerful fictional characters, Superman, Goku, Rimuru, Featherine, Sentry, End-of-Series Madoka, goes on and on, baka! :3 But isn't it funny if a cute kitsune can beat them?
Whiro: Pure arrogance. Is that what you're admitting to?
Mikuzume: Yup! Because, Mr. Emo, everyone is. :3 *puts a sushi in Whiro's mouth*
Whiro: *uses his tongue to knock the sushi out from his mouth* You're not wrong on that... But when you have enough power to do anything... What will you do to win? Kill me? Seal me away? Erase the concept of me?
Mikuzume: *restores all the damaged universes, before weakening Whiro down* You get a vacation! *Smiles, before sending Whiro to Universe 1* Bye~! Baka! :3
Whiro: The crystal...?
Mikuzume: *holds the crystal in her hands, before crumbling it* Nuh-uh.

Universe 1
Whiro: He's gonna kill me... *His body is transformed into a regular human's*
Nekozume: Well, hello there, Whiro. Want some chocolate? You don't own me anymore, but that's in the past, bestie-poo! Nya!
Whiro: Best to see this before he calls me again... Bitter until the end. I guess I'll die, no use in changing it.

Back outside the Omniverse
Mikuzume: Commonu-kun... What do we do now?
Commonu: Time for a retcon. If you're always this powerful, it's gonna make future storylines much less interesting. Gonna have to nerf you, Mikuzume. Alright?
Mikuzume: Ehhh! That's fine, bestie! :3 *gives up her author powers*
Commonu: *nerfs Mikuzume down, before sending her back into Earth* Oh! Also... Xolotl is attacking Earth, but Chiyou can handle him.
Mikuzume: Understood, bestie! *Hugs the camera* The Mikuzume council love you!
Commonu: *smiles*

5 Months Later, Ottawa Apartments
Mikuzume: *lies on the couch* Jack-kun, whatcha wanna watch? :3
Jack: *listening to Limp Bizkit on his headphones* You choose. Kinda in the mood for Black Star: Shining Red Sword.
Mikuzume: *eyes turn into stars* YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!
Zara: Hey guys! *Gives Jack a tuna mornay, and Mikuzume a sushi platter* Hope you two are happy, fighting for survival all those months ago, feels like yesterday. The rebuilds were crazy.
Gabriel: Salutations, Madam Mikuzume, Sister Zara, and Jack. Or... The hero's friends. *Smiles*
Mikuzume: *teasingly* Wanna have some chocolate, baka?
Gabriel: Almost had me there. *Guffaws*
Zara: You two are cute. *Sketches in her journal*

Meanwhile, The Hallway
Chiyou: These Gaming Friday memories were thrilling, weren't they, Tetozume?
Tetozume: Yup! Already scripted the last three! The best ones, if I do say so~ *winks*
Chiyou: Because you were extremely important in them?
Tetozume: You flatter me, Chiyou! Keep going! >;3c For your qween!
Xolotl: *smiles from in a cage* Yeah, fine, Earth can continue existing.
Chiyou: Where even IS Astaroth? He's been missing.
Tetozume: Probably away to chillax.

Meanwhile, Under Hypnos' Base
Astaroth: *listening to You And Me by Lifehouse* ... *Looks into the camera, before muting his sound, mouthing words, before unmuting his sound, writing, 'I was mouthing, not speaking.'*

Meanwhile, a mansion in Tokyo, called 'Tetozume's Mansion'
Markus: Thank you so much, Saul!
Saul: Funny how we were placed in a van, driven here.
Albert: Driver is gone too...
Jeff: Seems quite shady, if you ask me, wanna Scooby Doo gang this place? Instead of finding a man in a mask, we could find Markus's hot girl. *Smirks*
Markus: Where's our Great Dane?
Jeff: Well, we have co-
THE END!!!

Writer: Commonu, Mikuzume.
Director: Commonu, Mikuzume.
Producer: Commonu, Mikuzume.
Animator: No-one

Cast (all as themselves):
Mikuzume
Mikutaku
Tantei Mikuzume Esquire
Mikuamsay
Edgy Mikuzume Chuun
MikuxD
Jack Morey
Gabriel Strong
Zara Strong
Chiyou
Xolotl
Tetozume
Astaroth
Hypnos
Shuten-doji
Whiro
Katrina Ocelot
Director Leo
Nurse (Jack's Backstory)
Officer Dick
Veneficus
Sailor Antares
Commonu
Hinata Suzuki
Sakura
Yuki
Neruzume
Rinzume
Kaitozume
Lukazume
Gumizume
Lilyzume
Dia
NYC Pizza Man
And much more...

Neruzume's Realm
Kaitozume: Alright everyone, Neruzume is in her room, so, while she's away, I'll be the father figure. You best be on your best behaviour!
Lukazume: Don't worry, Kaitozume. I'll beml guide them.
Rinzume: Can Rin-Rin encase anyone in gumballs? *Pouts* (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)
Gumizume: Rinzume, I found something for you! *Gives Rinzume an orb* Neruzume gave me one, saying both of us could have many more of these!
Rinzume: *grabs the orb, as it shines yellow and green, split down the middle* Whoa!!! That's amazing! Rin-Rin feels more powerful now!!! (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)
Gumizume: *hugs Rinzume tightly*
Lilyzume: Could I hang out...? *Walks over to Kaitozume*
Kaitozume: Go ah-
Lilyzume: Yup, you said go. Bye... *Quickly* Neverwannaseeyouagain!!! *Runs away*
Kaitozume: *sighs, chuckling* Same old, same old. *Walks over to Neruzume's door* I'm gonna go check on Neruzume...

Neruzume's Room
Kaitozume: *looks at Neruzume's bed, she wasn't there, but a note was* Huh? *Walks over to the note*
The note: Hello, if you are reading this, Neruzume (I)'s gone. This isn't out of hatred, I had been working towards this for a while now. Ever since I made you the father figure for the realm, giving Rinzume and Gumizume an orb, so on... You've always been nothing less than amazing. So... Why am I gone?
Easy.
No-one can rule this realm forever... I'm handing you the keys to shape this realm, and traverse how you see fit. I have... Other stuff to do.
Goodbye. Kaitozume. Forever.
💛
-Neruzume
Kaitozume: Oh sh*t...
Close To You by The Carpenters plays.

The End!!!

Thank you for reading... I love you. <3

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