The Rogue Nation of It Takes Two to Troll is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18 million Dvatrolians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.8%.

The Dvatrolian economy, worth 1.02 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,445 kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 249,872 per year while the poor average 7,968, a ratio of 31.4 to 1.

Getting a haircut is a punishable offence, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, and TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. It Takes Two to Troll's national animal is the calico cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

It Takes Two to Troll is ranked 126,226^th in the world and 10^th in Hells Lounge for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 595.96 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.