Late Night Host (Governor):
The Slow Humming of Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs
WA Delegate: None.
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Pecan Sandies, The Bar on the corner of every region, Hollow Point, Hells Lounge, The Treasure Hunters, The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region, The Mausoleum, Regio, Redundant Realm of Redundancy, God Only Knows Why This Region Exists, and Freshness.
Tags: Magical, Minuscule, Neutral, Role Player, Silly, Snarky, and Surreal.
Far Point Bluffs is home to a single nation.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Eco-Friendly Governments in Far Point Bluffs
The following governments spend the greatest amounts on environmental issues. This may not always be reflected in the quality of that nation's environment.
As a region, Far Point Bluffs is ranked 29,505th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Slow Humming of Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “AI Slop Never Stops” |
Regional Happenings
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The Slow Humming of Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs unsuppressed a post on the Regional Message Board.
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The Slow Humming of Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs suppressed a post on the Regional Message Board.
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The Slow Humming of Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs updated the World Factbook entry.
- : Embassy established between Far Point Bluffs and Freshness.
- : Embassy established between Far Point Bluffs and God Only Knows Why This Region Exists.
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The Slow Humming of Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs agreed to construct embassies with Freshness.
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The Slow Humming of Ominous Data Center of Far Point Bluffs agreed to construct embassies with God Only Knows Why This Region Exists.
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The Bogus Journey of Keanroo of the region God Only Knows Why This Region Exists proposed constructing embassies.
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The Peaceful Beauty of Kendalwawa of the region Freshness proposed constructing embassies.
- : Embassy established between Far Point Bluffs and Redundant Realm of Redundancy.
Far Point Bluffs Regional Message Board
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*Wanders around looking for any dead bodies or lost souls to take with them. There appears to be no trace of any who perished in the fog. Perhaps the fog leaves no residue, or perhaps no one perished, or perhaps they had always been swallowed by the fog and just hadn't realized it until they one day woke up and remembered, and were thus consumed.*
[Spooky fog of far point bluffs ceased to exist]
Or perhaps the fog never existed at all.
A once lively town is now found devoid of life. Chernobyl-esque. The fog is gone, along with any signs of life. Forlorn avenues echo with halcyon to town center chatter and song birds. Vines and weeds overtake chipped and crumbling architecture. Shop doors left wide open.
EMERGENCY RADIO TRANSMISSION
To any and all survivors, the data center will assume all broadcast responsibilities, firing rouge segments into the ether for empty ears. Although, one shop in town may be semi-operational…
This broadcast goes out to
Redwood Bureau.
wipes down counter.
I suppose im still around....kinda
(ooc:
Sorry i just up and left on all of you.
I'll be gone for more time, upwards of many years.
Goobye for now,
-HC)
Bon voyage!
*Some spirits pick flowers off the margin of the river bank near Old Oak Park. The flowers taste like onions. Unsure of what to think of this, the spirits float to the Far Point Bluffs Botanical Gardens, which just appears to be an overgrown lawn by the mayor’s house. They occupy themselves with butterfly catching.
Amid the sunken shingles
Still and single
Mist-mingled
There lies a garden far away
Where grasses sway, and Spirits play.
*Plucks some pinecones from the surrounding forest, then leaves a wishbone in payment at the gift shop.*
*The data center hums. A loudspeaker emits a brief message of gratitude
We welcome our supernatural guests to our picturesque but otherwise vacant town. There are many skeletons and deceased here that ought to be laid to rest in The Mausoleum.
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