The Felicities of Good Spirits is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 961 million Good Spiritsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unoccupied Crypts. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The strong Good Spiritsian economy, worth 43.6 trillion ectoplasms a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 45,356 ectoplasms, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 298,537 per year while the poor average 2,680, a ratio of 111 to 1.

Religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Unoccupied Crypts. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Good Spirits's national animal is the apparition, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Good Spirits is ranked 118,357^th in the world and 3^rd in The Mausoleum for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.