Population | 3.631 billion |
Capital | Kuyburgh |
Leader | Peter Zeswela |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Zeswela Dollar |
Animal | Pigeon |
The Eight Provinces of Zeswela is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Peter Zeswela with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.631 billion Zeswelans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuyburgh. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Zeswelan economy, worth 428 trillion Zeswela Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,138 Zeswela Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, and 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeswela's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.
Zeswela is ranked 276,429th in the world and 3,574th in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -291.54 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zeswela was endorsed by The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
- : Following new legislation in Zeswela, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
- : Following new legislation in Zeswela, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
- : Following new legislation in Zeswela, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Zeswela, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : Zeswela was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Developed, Most Influential, Highest Food Quality, and Most Inclusive.
- : Zeswela was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Zeswela, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Zeswela, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Zeswela, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 20 » Overthinkers, Bhang Bhang Duc, Corbeil, Hamburg Neo, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Occidius, Orcatortugs, Apexiala, Hyperion Towers, Isachile Tum, Varanius, Podium, Willow Gate, Rengum in Lingo, Nas Crustium, Wickedly evil people, Dilber, Tsangenya, Pushistia, and Dalimbar.