The Eagle Empire of Saavir Yuvon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor vedacool with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 15.612 billion Saavir Yuvonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saavir Yuvon City. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Saavir Yuvonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,352 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 150,691 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Saavir Yuvonian Navy, and dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saavir Yuvon's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dovah Onikaan.

Saavir Yuvon is ranked 3,169^th in the world and 105^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 128.98 law-abiding acts per hour.