The Federation of Southern German is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Eberhard von Streletz with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 14.471 billion Southern Germanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Southern Germanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,289 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 89,099 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All industry is owned and run by the government, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money, and the nation has been sent to bed early for unspecified naughtiness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern German's national animal is the black eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Southern German is ranked 28,869^th in the world and 262^nd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Poor Incomes, with 76,687.72 Standard Monetary Units.