The 💛🤍Iɱαɠιɳαɾყ Cσυɳƚɾყ💜🖤 of New Anarchisticstan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Furina de Fontaine with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.664 billion Metropolians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leidenschaftlich. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Smodejan economy, worth a remarkable 3,076 trillion Loves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 355,056 Loves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Anarchisticstan's national animal is the Surintendante Chevalmarin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benevolence.

New Anarchisticstan is ranked 284^th in the world and 6^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 208.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.