The Best Nation in the World of Orcuo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Funnyman with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, compulsory vegetarianism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.227 billion Funnyman Controlled Loyally Mindless Slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 𝓕unnyman 𝓕un 𝓒itadel of 𝓟ain and 𝓓eath. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Controlled By All Mighty Glorious Funnyman economy, worth a remarkable 1,291 trillion 🅵unnyman 🄰pproval 🄿oints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 305,601 🅵unnyman 🄰pproval 🄿oints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Controlled By All Mighty Glorious Funnyman soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orcuo's national animal is the Funnyman Owned Test Subject, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is FunnymanIsTheBestInTheOmniverse®.

Orcuo is ranked 215,790^th in the world and 5,371^st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.