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Most Patriotic: 2,531stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,462ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,572nd
The Clessificution of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Mutto is my Motto
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Population1.153 billion

CapitalCepital cuty


The Clessificution of Orcuo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Funnyman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.153 billion Memes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cepital cuty. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.5%.

The all-consuming Memer economy, worth 158 trillion Monnis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,671 Monnis, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

The police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orcuo's national animal is the Animel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Feith.

Orcuo is ranked 246,481st in the world and 9,548th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 55.74 percentage of bribes refused.

Most Patriotic: 2,531stTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,462ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,572ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,107thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,213thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,406thMost Conservative: 5,763rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,829thMost Authoritarian: 6,392ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,469thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,487thMost Influential: 11,592ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,665thLowest Crime Rates: 12,683rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,855thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,149thHealthiest Citizens: 17,786thLargest Mining Sector: 18,145thHighest Average Incomes: 18,971stLargest Retail Industry: 21,987thMost Secular: 22,607thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,967thMost Developed: 23,524thLargest Governments: 24,950thLargest Black Market: 25,746th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 56th in the regionMost Patriotic: 68th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 71st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 118th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 121st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 212th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 262nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 314th in the regionLargest Black Market: 322nd in the regionMost Conservative: 349th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 353rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 402nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 420th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 466th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 469th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 517th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 545th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 654th in the regionMost Developed: 682nd in the regionLargest Governments: 697th in the regionMost Secular: 746th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 756th in the regionMost Influential: 813th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 891st in the region

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