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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 91stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 133rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 212th
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Population4.227 billion

Capital𝓕unnyman 𝓕un 𝓒itadel of 𝓟ain and 𝓓eath

Currency🅵unnyman 🄰pproval 🄿oint
AnimalFunnyman Owned Test Subject

The Best Nation in the World of Orcuo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Funnyman with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, compulsory vegetarianism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.227 billion Funnyman Controlled Loyally Mindless Slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 𝓕unnyman 𝓕un 𝓒itadel of 𝓟ain and 𝓓eath. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Controlled By All Mighty Glorious Funnyman economy, worth a remarkable 1,291 trillion 🅵unnyman 🄰pproval 🄿oints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 305,601 🅵unnyman 🄰pproval 🄿oints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Controlled By All Mighty Glorious Funnyman soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orcuo's national animal is the Funnyman Owned Test Subject, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is FunnymanIsTheBestInTheOmniverseŽ.

Orcuo is ranked 215,790th in the world and 5,371st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 91stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 133rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 212thMost Patriotic: 349thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,391stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,329thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,336thHighest Average Incomes: 2,552ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,613thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,870thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,068thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,088thMost Influential: 3,199thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,502ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,646thMost Avoided: 3,996thNudest: 4,326thMost Conservative: 4,816thMost Secular: 5,418thLargest Governments: 6,153rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,920thMost Authoritarian: 7,944thLargest Mining Sector: 9,462ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,382ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,165thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 18,431stLongest Average Lifespans: 19,362ndMost Developed: 20,227thHighest Economic Output: 20,437thMost Efficient Economies: 21,788th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 71st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 82nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 86th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 87th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 99th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 101st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 106th in the regionMost Avoided: 113th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 115th in the regionNudest: 116th in the regionMost Conservative: 164th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 173rd in the regionLargest Governments: 176th in the regionMost Secular: 186th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 223rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 258th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 273rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 293rd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 441st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 460th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 484th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 498th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 537th in the regionMost Developed: 544th in the region

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