Population | 13.687 billion |
Capital | Ironwood |
Leader | Commander-in-Chief Miles Faraday |
Currency | Foxen |
Animal | Finch |
The Militarised Empire of Old Blackwood is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Commander-in-Chief Miles Faraday with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.687 billion Old Blackwoodians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ironwood. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Old Blackwoodian economy, worth a remarkable 1,311 trillion Foxens a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,835 Foxens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Home renovation shows are increasingly popular, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, and military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old Blackwood's national animal is the Finch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Old Blackwood is ranked 20,955th in the world and 520th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.94 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Old Blackwood was endorsed by The Only C that Isn't a B of Mad Jack Is Rejected.
- : Old Blackwood endorsed The Free Land of ECC Norway.
- : Old Blackwood was endorsed by The Free Land of ECC Norway.
- : Old Blackwood endorsed The ⚔️🏰👑🏰⚔️ of The Dominion of the Asmorian Empire.
- : Old Blackwood endorsed The Protectorate of Llanfyrhall.
- : Old Blackwood was endorsed by The ⚔️🏰👑🏰⚔️ of The Dominion of the Asmorian Empire.
- : Old Blackwood was endorsed by The Protectorate of Llanfyrhall.
- : Old Blackwood was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Old Blackwood was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Old Blackwood was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 25 » New Anarchisticstan, Saavir Yuvon, Chocolatistan, Arinteriswith, Falangist Quebec, Lux Prima, TorNaGul, Andromeda Islands, Nadarena, Orcuo, Arctic Lands, Nation6, Rathesia, Europeasia, Angbhand, Moloto Japan, Dakota, Northern Estrian Islands, Of the drug addicts, Sealand newam, New French Nation, Stal Valley, Llanfyrhall, ECC Norway, and Mad Jack Is Rejected.