by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,806thMost Influential: 5,525thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,113th
The Holy of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Nglo veli Jaramia
Adil Jelal Al-Haik
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.63 billion

CapitalTerhat Tyci
LeaderAdil Jelal Al-Haik

Animalcommon fire orb

The Holy of Hatterland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Adil Jelal Al-Haik with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.63 billion Jaramians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terhat Tyci. The average income tax rate is 73.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Jaramian economy, worth 241 trillion qimas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 148,147 qimas, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, Hatterland has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, and politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hatterland's national animal is the common fire orb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Hatterland is ranked 10,991st in the world and 276th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,947.13 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,806thMost Influential: 5,525thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,113thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,259thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,290thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,991stMost Developed: 11,403rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,947thNicest Citizens: 13,414thTop
Most Devout: 14,748thMost Inclusive: 14,810thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,833rdHighest Food Quality: 14,994thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,603rdSmartest Citizens: 15,748thLowest Crime Rates: 16,488thMost Cultured: 17,105thLargest Governments: 17,139thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,610thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,084thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,659thHighest Average Incomes: 20,784thHealthiest Citizens: 20,952ndLargest Publishing Industry: 21,683rdMost Advanced Public Education: 22,835thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,913thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,887thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,198thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,322ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,974thMost Efficient Economies: 25,806thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,320thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,351st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionMost Influential: 68th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 248th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 261st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 276th in the regionMost Developed: 280th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 285th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 305th in the regionNicest Citizens: 313th in the regionMost Inclusive: 349th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 351st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 363rd in the regionMost Cultured: 371st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 372nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 373rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 382nd in the regionMost Devout: 391st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 419th in the regionLargest Governments: 420th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 444th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 490th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 510th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 514th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 551st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 561st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 575th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 601st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 619th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 654th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 657th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 676th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 708th in the region

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