The United Empire of Hyponichtmallieturam is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Noel the III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 16.91 billion Hyponians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Hyponichtian economy, worth a remarkable 2,917 trillion Hypon Turams a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,522 Hypon Turams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, Hyponians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, burglars are known for taking cash, socks, and other valuables, and local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyponichtmallieturam's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tulipism.

Hyponichtmallieturam is ranked 4,098^th in the world and 70^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Developed, scoring 95.8 on the Human Development Index.