The EPSA Naval Officer of Lucklife is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Santa LL with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 12.735 billion Lucklifeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scymore. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lucklifean economy, worth a remarkable 3,615 trillion Tomorins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 283,924 Tomorins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and soldiers are equipped with multi-million Tomorin battlesuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lucklife's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stargazing.

Lucklife is ranked 6,967^th in the world and 183^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,495.46 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.