The Queendom of Kismet is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Lune with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, devout population of 8.219 billion Kismetians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karma. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kismetian economy, worth 848 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 103,269 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, many aides in Lune's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, and the nation leads Christians in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kismet's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kismet is ranked 294,765^th in the world and 324^th in Christians for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.21 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.