Population | 19.622 billion |
Capital | New Canberra |
Leader | The Committee |
Currency | New Lakembian Standard Kebab |
Animal | Animal Kingdom |
The Commonwealth of New Lakemba is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Committee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, national health service, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.622 billion New Lakembans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canberra. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient New Lakemban economy, worth a remarkable 6,753 trillion New Lakembian Standard Kebabs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 344,198 New Lakembian Standard Kebabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown. New Lakemba's national animal is the Animal Kingdom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
New Lakemba is ranked 340th in the world and 13th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 162.21 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- : New Lakemba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : New Lakemba endorsed The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : New Lakemba was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : New Lakemba was endorsed by The Free Land of Kenonite.
- : New Lakemba was endorsed by The Militaristic Republic of Star Winter.
- : New Lakemba was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of United Bosniaks.
- : New Lakemba was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Sarmatia-Germania.
- : New Lakemba was endorsed by The Democratic Society of United States of Americanas.
- : New Lakemba was endorsed by The Dictatorship of the proletar of Fardel.
World Assembly
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French Bananastan, Wolffoxia, U S Eh, North Jus Intius, Chukstik Illahi, The Windmilluminati, Siwale, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Ellbonnia, Very Pog, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Koda-Land, Kamohoalii, Jinwoy, Argylia, Unsophisticate, Necromonia, PlanetMercury, Confederacy of North America, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Viridiann, Hentaigraado, Andanavia, Oceania-America, Phoronu, Laxoimia, Frontia, Gendirt, Aeurithianar, Dem Republic of Romania, Khoik, Tamarvand, The Union of Galaxies, Atrito, Rinadia, Vesuva, Salish-Cascadia, Soviet Terran, Pradovnia, AmManies, KAP03land, Elomania, Straknov, The Sinclarian Provinces, Etanur, Crystal Creation, Former English Colony, Radored Welandion, David Davidson, Liberum Hibernia, Esteneng, Kranostav, Sri Temasekia, Russila, Esperonia, The Unicrons, Aguaria Major, Cobolica, Segesta, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Fratanica, Eurochina, Wineclaw, Spartoi, Frances Francis the First of France, Laforeia, Southern Moosetopia, Westerhold, IHateRights, 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